I Have A Night Off

We Were Always Told We Were One Step Behind Deep Purple, One Step Behind Led Zeppelin, One Step Behind Everybody. Our Manager Didn't Want To Let Us Know How Popular We Were. It's Only After We Did Ozzfest That People Started Telling Me Stuff. I Thought They Were Taking The Piss. People Would Come Up To Me And Go, "respect."

Do You Know What Causes Low Voter Turnout In America? It's The Result Of Having The Fate Of Our Nation At Stake. This Began With The Bitter Presidential Election Of 1828, Which Pitted The Education, Cultivation, And Puritan Constraint Of John Quincy Adams Against The Yahoo Populism Of Andrew Jackson, Thereby Deciding Permanently Whether America Would Become A Shining City Upon A Hill Or An Overlighted Strip Mall Along A Highway.

I'm Not A Big Fan Of Tv. It's An Unavoidable Situation Being Ozzy Osbourne, People Want You To Go On Chat Shows, And I'm Not Good At It. I Don't Feel Comfortable Doing It.

I Wish I Didn't Have To Perform 'iron Man' Every Night.

Black Sabbath Wasn't Like The Bon Jovis Of The Time. We Were Just A Bunch Of Guys That Were Against The Grain Of Society. And We Sung About Things That People Thought Back Then.