I Have A No-apology Policy.

I Have No Limits, No Filter, No Class, No Poise. No Decorum. Just Fun.

The Beauty About The D-list Is That People Who Are On It Probably Don't Know They Are.

My Act Has Always Reflected What's Going On In My Life.

If There Is A Gay Army, I Am Their Warrior Princess.

I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A Magnet For Crazy, And If There Isn't Enough Crazy, I Will Insert Myself In A Situation That I Feel Has Comedy Potential.