I Have A Strict Policy

We Give Scholarships To High School Kids And A New Library Of Books To Every Preschool Child In The County Where I Was Born. I Didn't Have Books At Home So I Did All My Reading At School. I Love Books And I Believe That Helping Kids To Read Gives Them A Great Start In Life.

My Fat Never Made Me Less Money.

There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.

There's No Such Thing As Free Love. Have You Seen The Price Of Viagra?

I'm Not Offended By All The Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I'm Not Dumb... And I Also Know That I'm Not Blonde.