I Have A Very Bad

My Family Would Be Supportive If I Said I Wanted To Be A Martian, Wear Only Banana Skins, Make Love To Ashtrays, And Eat Tree Bark.

In New York, As Long As You're Not Peeing In Someone's Doorway, Everyone Thinks You're A Gentleman.

Sometimes In The Middle Of A Presidential Campaign, There's A Political Movie, And People Are Sick Of Hearing About Politics, And They Don't Want To See That Movie. They'd Rather See "godzilla."

I Didn't Have To Audition. That's Common, But It Had Never Happened To Me Before. Normally, I Hate Auditioning. I Need To Stew And Think... Let The Character Develop And Grow Inside Me.

I Moved Out To La, Got An Agent, Started Auditioning. I Didn't Know Anything About How It Worked. And Since I Was Really Bad, Luckily, I Didn't Get Any Of Those Parts.