I Have Always Noticed That

Diplomats Are Just As Essential To Starting A War As Soldiers Are For Finishing It... You Take Diplomacy Out Of War, And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.

Common Sense Ain't Common.

... While The Republicans Are Smart Enough To Make Money, The Democrats Are Smart Enough To Get In Office Every Two Or Three Times A Century And Take It Away From 'em.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.