I Have An Equal Opportunity

If My Time With My Kids Is Shorter Than It Was Yesterday, It's Better Than Nothing.

I've Met People Who Are Baffled By Children, As Though They Were Never Children Themselves.

I've Been Writing Joke Songs Since I Was A Kid And It Served Me Well At S.n.l. I Can Write Those In My Sleep. In Fact, I Have.

There Are Days When I Wonder Why My Mom Couldn't Be Here To See This.

Most Of My Life I Didn't Feel Very Normal. There's Definitely Been Some Moments Where I Feel Like, All Right, I've Finally Graduated And I'm A Normal Lady.