I Have Busted More Hippies'

I Make A Pussy Purr With The Stroke Of My Hand.

My Band And Music Are So Intense They Scare Me, And I'm Not Afraid Of Anything. We Love Our Music With Everything We Got And Deliver The Most Inebriating Fun Concerts On Earth Every Night.

Like All Other Law-abiding Americans, I Fully Support Legal Immigration.

Whenever I Donate A Hunting Trip For The Children's Leukemia Foundation, Ronald Mcdonald Cancer House, All These Children's Charities, I Offer The Anti-hunters An Opportunity: If You Donate More To The Children's Charity Than The Hunters Donate We Won't Go Hunting.

James Brown's Live At The Apollo Is Not Just A Musical Whiplash, It's A Spiritual Cleansing. You Can Just Close Your Eyes And See Him Doing The Splits, Kicking The Mic Stand And Doing A 360.