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It Is My Last Wish To Be Burried Sitting Up.

Being Called Very, Very Difficult Is The Beginning Of Success. Until You're Called Very, Very Difficult You're Really Nobody At All.

At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.

There's Only One Way To Work -- Like Hell.

I Was So Uncomfortable At A Party Recently When The Conversation Droned On About Women Who Are Constantly Getting Married. I Was On The Edge Of My Chair, Close To Squirming In Embarrassment Because I Myself Was Guilty Of Four Husbands. I Finally Leaned Forward And Squeaked, 'but One Died!