I Have Learnt A Good

He Who Sports Compliments, Unless He Takes Good Aim, May Miss His Mark, And Be Wounded By The Recoil Of His Own Weapon.

Wishes, Like Castles In The Air, Are Inexpensive And Not Taxable.

Fastidiousness Is The Envelope Of Indelicacy.

Punctuality Is The Sole Of Business.

As Soon As A Woman Begins To Dress "loud," Her Manners And Conversation Partake Of The Same Element.