I Have Lots Of Ideas.

Put Two Things Together Which Have Never Been Put Together Before, And Some Schmuck Will Buy It.

There Was A Built-in Audience For The Rebel In Me That Had Been All Along Not Expressing Himself.

I Am A Personal Optimist But A Skeptic About All Else. What May Sound To Some Like Anger Is Really Nothing More Than Sympathetic Contempt. I View My Species With A Combination Of Wonder And Pity, And I Root For Its Destruction. And Please Don't Confuse My Point Of View With Cynicism; The Real Cynics Are The Ones Who Tell You Everything's Gonna Be All Right.

I Became A Guy Who Wanted To Be A Comedian Someday, Or A Comic Actor. The Way I Put It Was, I'll Be Like Danny Kaye. He Was Kind Of The Model I Had In Mind.

Inside Every Cynical Person, There Is A Disappointed Idealist.