I Have Never Owned A

I'm Not An Actor Who Consciously Accesses Bits Of My Life, In Order To Play Parts. Obviously, You Don't Need To Have Been A Father To Play One, Otherwise Everyone Who's Been A Father Would Be Able To Act.

When You Have A Family, Or Even When You're Just Seeing A Girl, It's Difficult To Be Skint.

I Quoted David Hare One Of His Lines The Other Day To Illuminate Whatever Point We Were Trying To Make In The Conversation, And I Said 'what Play Was That?' And He Said 'it Was Your Line, You Said It About A Hundred And Fifty Times In The Vertical Hour.'

I Really Have No Interest In Delivering The Iambic Pentameter, I Just Want To Kill Myself. I Don't Mind Other People Doing It. I Say That, But Really I Don't Want To Watch Other People Doing It. I Get Embarrassed.

I'm Relaxed Naked As Long As There Is No One Else There. I Speed Up Past Mirrors.