I Have No Special Talent.

A Bartender Is Just A Pharmacist With A Limited Inventory.

The Idea Of A Personal God Is An Anthropological Concept Which I Am Unable To Take Seriously.

A Happy Man Is Too Satisfied With The Present To Dwell Too Much On The Future.

Thanks To My Fortunate Idea Of Introducing The Relativity Principle Into Physics, You (and Others) Now Enormously Overrate My Scientific Abilities, To The Point Where This Makes Me Quite Uncomfortable.

Knowledge Is Realizing That The Street Is One Way; Wisdom Is Looking In Both Directions Anyway.