I Have No Use For

My Name Is Real, Which Probably Explains Why I Never Became A Superstar... How Would That Look In Lights?

Aside From My Son, No Person Has Ever Shown For Me The Gentle Concern I Knew From Governor Adlai Stevenson.

My Only True Harmony Lies Deep Within My Soul, Wherever That Is. I Know That Somehow I Am In Tune With The Universe.

Nobody Understands That By The Time The Addiction Has Set In The Alcoholic Is Mandated To Drink ... He Cannot Not Drink! Nobody Wakes Up In The Morning And Says, 'jiminy Cricket, I Feel Sensational! My Life Is Really In Great Shape! I Think I'll Become An Alcoholic!' I Firmly Believe That When A Shaking-to-pieces Alcoholic Says He Needs A Drink Or He Will Die, He Means It.

The Irish ... Are Full Of The Fear Of The Lord And The Joy Of Living, And They Don't Know How To Combine The Two, But They'll Sure Have A Good Time Trying.