I Have Nothing But Respect

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

I'm Not Much Of A Correspondent. My Letters Are Not Only Uninteresting But Sparse. I'm Glad I Don?t Have To Write For A Living. It?s Arduous Work And The Money Is Very Uncertain. On Those Rare Occasions When I Wander Into A Bookstore It Amazes Me To See The Avalanche Of Literature And Semi-literature That Is Turned Out Weekly In This Country. The People Who Write These Things Are Either Desperate For Money Or Love Starved. Why Should Anyone On A Nice Balmy Day Lock Oneself In An Office And Hit A Typewriter For Hours On End. I Think One Of The Greatest Pleasures In The World Is Not Writing.

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.