I Have Only Been Funny

Why Not Work With Your Friends? It's Working With People You Know, And You Share The Same Sensibility.

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.

Handling A Painful Situation In A Comedic Way Is Truly The Funniest. That Is Extremely Real To Me And Not Kind Of Clownish. There Is A Thin Line Though; You Can't Overdo It.

I Was So Drunk, I Thought A Tube Of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

What About Santa's Cookies? I Suppose 'parents' Eat Those, Too?