I Have Permanent Damage To

My Attitude Toward Peace Does Not Depend On Which War We Are Discussing. I Think That Words Should Do The Work Of Bombs.

I Could Never Make A Joke About Somebody Unless I Could Say It To Their Face And They'd Laugh.

I Knew I Was Crazy Because I Was Watching Jesus Christ Superstar And The Part Where Jesus Carries The Cross Up The Mountain, I Actually Said To Myself, "wow! That Must Be A Really Good Workout! Yeah, Because You're Doing Arms And Cardio!"

Comedy Is A Noble Art.

We Should Retain Our Anger In The Face Of Injustice And Not Be Shamed By That.