I Have Reached The Conclusion,

Sorry, I'm Still A Dialectical Materialist.

I Would Not Vote For The Mayor. It's Not Just Because He Didn't Invite Me To Dinner, But Because On My Way Into Town From The Airport There Were Such Enormous Potholes.

I Am Not A Follower Of Moscow, But Its Victim.

When I Was A Young Boy, My Father Taught Me That To Be A Good Catholic, I Had To Confess At Church If I Ever Had Impure Thoughts About A Girl. That Very Evening, I Had To Rush To Confess My Sin. And The Next Night, And The Next. After A Week, I Decided Religion Wasn't For Me.

There Is No More Democratic Government Than A Revolutionary Government.