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My Little Circle Of Friends Know How Twisted My Brain Is. I'm Constantly Reading And People Always Think, 'ah, We Didn't Know That About You,' But That's Part Of My Charm.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

Yeah, I Finished, It Was Hard. Those Last Five Miles. It Was Like Giving Birth And Then Being Told To Run As You're Giving Birth. It Was So Much Pain In My Hips. I Don't Know If Women Are Meant To Run, Especially After Having Kids.

What People Need To Understand Is, That If They Are Eating Animals, They Are Promoting Cruelty To Animals.

I'm Much More Than A Pair Of Breasts...i Represent Success, Hard Work, And Fun.