I Have To Thank My

I Wanted To Use A Totally Different Part Of My Brain. It's Quite Scary At Times. I Went For Learning To Fly Because It Was Most Difficult Of All. The Insurance Man Just Sat There And Licked His Lips When I Told Him.

I Learn Fast And I Take Note Of What I've Been Told.

The Ability To Last More Than Six Minutes - Isn't That What All Men Want?

I Can Find Every Jacket Under The Sun That I Like. But I Cannot Find Trousers Cut The Way I Want Them. They're All Really Tight At The Bottom. Nobody Does A Boot Cut On A Trouser Leg. It Drives Me Crazy.

Well, I'm British. I'm Proud To Be British And I Love This Country. I'm Going Nowhere.