I Have Very Nice Cars.

When You Go To Hawaii, It's All About "aloha." It Means Hello, Goodbye And I Love You.

My Favorite People To Have Fun With Are Police Officers 'cause They're So Serious, You Know.

I Went Up On Stage, And Said, "why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Check Out The Chicks." I Was A Genius At 10. Try Telling That At 21, And You Look Hacky And Stupid. That Was The Only Joke I've Ever Told. Everything Since Has Been Character Voices, Doing Impressions Or Just Telling Stories.

Jeff Foxworthy Had That Whole "you Might Be A Redneck" Thing; Larry The Cable Guy Had "git-r-done." Some Comics Have That Hook. Dane Cook Had That Super Finger. So I Just Caught On Early On. I Ran With "fluffy."

As Far As Guys Who Perform Onstage, I Love Chris Rock. I'm Kind Of Jaded On Everyone Else.