I Haven't A Clue Why

You Know, Honey, Husbands Come And Go But I'm Still Cher At The End Of The Day.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

Fitness - If It Came In A Bottle, Everybody Would Have A Great Body.

I'm Not Gonna Become Ann Bancroft Or Meryl Streep And Have All The Burden That Being A "serious Actress" Entails.

I Don't Like Bush. I Don't Trust Him. I Don't Like His Record. He's Stupid. He's Lazy.