I Haven't Heard Of Anybody

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

I Never Saw An Athletic Girl That Thought She Was Strong Enough To Do Indoor Work.

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.

Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An Uninvited Guest.