I Haven't Really Ever Had

I'd Like To Play A Horse, Many People Think I Already Have. Either End Of The Horse Would Be Fine.

Other Than My Memory Being A Bit Woolly And My Knees Being A Bit Creaky, I Don't Really Think There's Anything I Can't Do.

I Am A Kid In The Dressing-up Box At Heart.

I Don't Know Why I Feel So Crazy...i Feel Like I'm Going Through A Stargate. Maybe It's The Diet Pills. Maybe It's Buddha.

My Daughter Couldn't Care Less About Me Being Famous. She Finds It Revolting And, Like A Lot Of Teenagers, Is Virtually Allergic To Me. That Started At 12 And Hasn't Gone Anywhere Yet.