I Hope People Don't Think

I Don't Even Get An Allowance.

After Seeing 'big,' I Wanted An Elevator That Opened Directly Into My Apartment, Just Like Tom Hanks Did.

As A Senior In High School, You Figure Out What You Want To Do With Your Life. I Asked Myself If I Wanted To Get Back Into Acting And Thought: 'yes, But Under My Own Terms And Nothing Like It Was Before.'

I Had All The Fame Anyone Could Want, And I Ran Away From It.

I'm Not Expecting The American Literary Community To Welcome Me With Open Arms. To Them I'm Just Some Schmuck Kid Who Wrote Some Book.