I Hope You Die.... P.s.

My Process Is Surprisingly Straightforward. I Find Myself With Little To Do Over A Stretch Of Time And I Say, "i Should Write Children's Books Today." Then I Sit Down And Write A Children's Book, And If It Takes More Than, Realistically, Three Hours, I Feel Like I've Done Something Wrong.

I Can Be A Snarky Asshole, Or I Can Be Sort Of Mentally Impaired. It's Very Hard For Me To Just Be Normal Human Being.

I Never Really Understood What Was Expected Of Me As A Man, Or How I Was Supposed To Interact With Women, But Worse, With Other Guys. I Did Not Relate To Them.

With Stand-up, You Can Be As Freeform As You Want To Be. You Can Say What You Want, How You Want, At Any Moment Without Constraint.

My Absolute Favorite Growing Up Was Super Friends. The Assemblage Of So Many Mighty Heroes In One Place Was, To Me, Mind-blowing. It Was Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Aquaman, And Then Sometimes Hawkman And Some Other, Lesser Heroes.