I Improve On Misquotation.

Do Your Job And Demand Your Compensation - But In That Order.

There's No Point In Being Unhappy About Growing Older. Just Think Of The Millions Who Have Been Denied The Privilege.

I'm A Fatheaded Guy, Full Of Pain. It Tore Me Up Not Having You.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

I'd Like To Have Made One Of Those Big Splashy Technicolor Musicals With Rita Hayworth.