I, Joan Crawford, I Believe

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My God, I'm Four Hundred Years Old And The Most I Can Do Is Look Three Hundred.

Any Actress Who Appears In Public Without Being Well-groomed Is Digging Her Own Grave.

If You Start Watching The Oldies, You're In Trouble. I Feel Ancient If "grand Hotel" Or "the Bride Wore Red" Comes On. I Have A Sneaking Regard For "mildred Pierce", But The Others Do Nothing For Me.

All That Time Hanging Around The Sets, Watching Norma Shearer Make The Most Of Her Three Expressions, Was A Help.