I Jumped Into Acting Because

You Look Around New York, And We Are Surrounded By Restaurants And Food Trucks, And We Celebrate Food In This City Like No Tomorrow.

People Are So Phobic And Crazed About This Word 'commitment.' It's Weird. Everyone Has Taken This Word To A New Height Of Morality.

We Talk About, You Know, Diet And That We Shouldn't Give Our Kids Big Things And Obesity And Fast Food. Well, You Know There Are People Who Don't Have That Problem Because They're Not Getting Any Food! We Have So Many Deep Problems And Issues Facing Humanity.

It's Over. The Franchise Is Dead. The Press Killed It. Your Magazine F**king Killed It. New York Magazine. It's Like All The Critics Got Together And Said, 'this Franchise Must Die.' Because They All Had The Exact Same Review. It's Like They Didn't See The Movie. Got Any More Gum?

I Jumped Into Acting Because It Was Fun. It Was Tougher When I Had To Take My Fun Seriously.