I Just Am A Snob

I'm A Very Open Person. I Know I Open My Mouth Way Too Much, But I Just Do That.

Well, Actually, Plucking My Eyebrows Is More Of A Hobby Than A Grooming Tip.

I'm At Peace With Myself And Where I Am. In The Past, I Was Always Looking To See How Everybody Else Was Doing. I Wasn't Competitive, I Was Comparative. I Just Wanted To Be Where Everybody Else Was. Now I've Gotten To An Age When I Am Not Comparing Anymore.

I Think I Look Very Healthy. You've Already Seen What I've Eaten, So I Couldn't Be Anorexic, And I Wouldn't Throw Up If You Paid Me $1,000, So I'm Not Bulimic. Okay, For $1,000 I Would Stick My Finger Down My Throat, But Throwing Up Is The Worst Thing In The World.

When I Was A Kid I Didn't Feel Like I Fit In Because - This Is Really Silly And I Probably Shouldn't Say It, But, I Didn't Think Anything Was Funny. So I Used To Go Home And Literally Cry To My Mom And My Step-dad At The Time And I Didn't Think Anything Was Funny. I Couldn't Laugh.