I Just Got My First

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.

I've Been Pitching A Show Of Five Female Stand-up Comedians Through The Generations, From Phyllis Diller To Amy Schumer, So When I Got An E-mail Asking Me If I Would Participate In The Women In Comedy Festival, I Was Thrilled.

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.