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Admit It. I'm The Best You Ever Seen, Fats. I'm The Best There Is. And Even If You Beat Me, I'm Still The Best.

Being On President Nixon's Enemies List Was The Highest Single Honor I've Ever Received. Who Knows Who's Listening To Me Now And What Government List I'm On?

Well, I'm Not Able To Work Anymore As An Actor And Still At The Level I Would Want To ... You Start To Lose Your Memory, You Start To Lose Your Confidence, You Start To Lose Your Invention. So, That's Pretty Much A Closed Book For Me. And I'm Grateful For The Other Things That Have Come Into My Life: Grandkids, And Restaurants And Charity ... I've Been Doing It For 50 Years. That's Enough.

I'd Done Some Acting In High School. Then I Went To Kenyon College And Got Thrown In Jail And Kicked Off The Football Team. Since I Was Determined Not To Study Very Much, I Majored In Theater The Last Two Years. Got My Degree In Speech; They Didn't Actually Have A Degree In Theater. I Graduated At Two O'clock In The Afternoon, And At Three-thirty I Was On The Train For Williams Bay, Wisconsin, For Summer Stock, And Then I Did Winter Stock.

The Only Question I Ever Ask Any Woman Is, 'what Time Is Your Husband Coming Home?'