I Just Reared Back And

I Needed To Join The Navy. If You Ask The People In Europe Who Won World War Ii, They Don't Say The Allies, They Say The United States Won The War And Saved The World.

Sympathy Is Something That Shouldn't Be Bestowed On The Yankees. Apparently It Angers Them.

When I Pick Up The Ball And It Feels Nice And Light And Small I Know I'm Going To Have A Good Day. But If I Picked It Up And It's Big And Heavy, I Know I'm Liable To Get Into A Little Trouble.

The Difference Between Relief Pitching When I Did It Today Is Simple, There Is Too Much Of It. It's One Of Those Cases Where More Is Not Necessarily Better.

I'm No Hero. Heroes Don't Come Back. Survivors Return Home. Heroes Never Come Home. If Anyone Thinks I'm A Hero, I'm Not.