I Just Want $1 Million

I'm On The Internet A Lot More Than I Watch Tv And Most Everybody I Know Is, And Yet If You Watch Most Late-night Talk Shows, It's As If It Doesn't Even Exist.

Your Face Makes My Soul Want To Eat Chocolate Pudding!

I'd Think Of A Topic And Just Rant On It And Transfer It To The Computer, Upload It. It's Such A Quick Thing. You Post It On Your Website And After An Hour, 10 People Write Comments.

I Just Want $1 Million Next Season, That's All I Want

I Don't Know Why I Do What I Do. I Tend To Go For The Really Weird, Bizarre Stuff. I Actually Have To Tone It Down For The Show.