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I Dress Like An Old Woman In My Real Life. If You're Having Conversations With People, You Don't Want Them To Remember You As The Girl With The Tits, You Want Them To Pay Attention To What You're Saying

I Think That People Are Built The Way That They’re Built. There’s That Kate Moss Quote That’s Like ‘nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’ And I Can Name A Lot Of Things That Taste Better Than Skinny Feels: Bread, Potatoes … A Philly Cheesesteak And Fries.

As Soon As Somebody Farts Around Me, I Think It's Hilarious. This Is Something My Brothers Did That Now The Boys At Work Are Obsessed With. You Cup It, And Then You Throw It In Someone's Face And Say, ‘take A Bite Out Of That Cheeseburger!'

Where Are The Robert Redfords And Paul Newmans Of My Age Group? I Love James Franco, But Where's The Next James Franco? Where Are The Hunks Who Can Act?

You Can Have Children And Love Them With All Your Heart And Soul, And Love Your Family, And It's Still Ok To Have A Fire In You. That Doesn't Have Anything To Do With Your Family.