I Knew A Transsexual Guy

The Following Statement Is True. The Previous Statement Is False.

There Are Three Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count, And Those Who Cannot.

So About 80 Years After The Constitution Is Ratified, The Slaves Are Freed. Not So You'd Really Notice It Of Course; Just Kinda On Paper. And That Of Course Was At The End Of The Civil War. Now There Is Another Phrase I Dearly Love. That Is A True Oxymoron If I've Ever Heard One: "civil War." Do You Think Anybody In This Country Could Ever Really Have A Civil War? "say, Pardon Me?" (shoots Gun) "i'm Awfully Sorry. Awfully Sorry."

A House Is Just A Place To Keep Your Stuff While You Go Out And Get More Stuff.

All The Media And The Politicians Ever Talk About Is Things That Separate Us, Things That Make Us Different From One Another