I Know A Baseball Star

I Guess You Don't Really Own A Dog, You Rent Them, And You Have To Be Thankful That You Had A Long Lease.

The Wind Always Seems To Blow Against Catchers When They Are Running.

Baseball Gives You Every Chance To Be Great. Then It Puts Every Pressure On You To Prove You Haven't Got What It Takes.

Not Only Was I Not The Best Catcher In The Major Leagues, I Wasn't Even The Best Catcher On My Street!

It Seems The Baseball Player Of Today Will Not Be Satisfied Until He Plays Two Weeks In The Big League And Is Able To Retire At Twenty-two.