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Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.

For Me, The Hardest Thing Was Dropping The Whole Latino Comic Title.

People Think If You Have Money, It'll Fix The Problems, But It Creates Different Ones.

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

Now I Understand Why People Do Drugs, Why People Drink, And Why People Go Crazy. As The Success Level Goes Up And Up And Up, The Further Detached I Get From Everybody Else. Luckily, With My Girlfriend, Everything Is Gravy Because I Brought Her Into It. I Brought Her In And She's Very Hands On With My Career.