I Know, I'm An Idiot!"

Agh-uhh!” The Baboon Grunted. He Turned And Waddled Up The Stairs. Unfortunately, The Lakers Jersey Didn’t Completely Cover His Multicolored Rear.

I Wasn't Aiming At The School Bus, But Of Course I Got Expelled Anyway.

You, Sir, Are A Ray Of Sunshine. -percy Jackson

A Ruby-encrusted Orb Popped Its Top And Helicopter Blades Unfolded. Leo Was Glad Buford The Table Wasn't Here-he Would've Fallen In Love.

Good Fighting With You, Seaweed Brain." Ditto.