I Know I Should Be

They Send You Off To College, Try To Gain A Little Knowledge, But All You Want To Do Is Learn How To Score.

I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks.

Forget That Blind Ambition, And Learn To Trust Your Intuition.

This Morning I Shot Six Holes In My Freezer. I Think I've Got Cabin Fever.

Pack Your Bags, We're Going On A Guilt Trip!