I Know I'm Not Clever

Make Your Feet Your Friend.

Oh The Gladness Of Their Gladness When They're Glad, And The Sadness Of Their Sadness When They're Sad; But The Gladness Of Their Gladness, And The Sadness Of Their Sadness, Are As Nothing To Their Badness When They're Bad

One's Religion Is Whatever He Is Most Interested In.

Astonishing Splashes Of Colour

A Loving Wife Is Better Than Making 50 In Cricket, Or Even 99, Beyond That I Will Not Go.