I Know That If I

I Bought My Parents A Home Before They Died, And They Got To See That I Was Going To Be All Right. They Always Thought I Would Go Someplace.

I Went Through Every Phone Book In Africa, And I Didn't Find One God Damned Pryor!

The Way I See It, The Earth Is Going To Be Here After We're Dead And Gone. Even If It's A Polluted Planet, And They Messed It Up. Where Do They Go From Here - To Another Planet So They Can Mess That Up Too?

I Live In Racist America And I'm Uneducated, Yet A Lot Of People Love Me And Like What I Do, And I Can Make A Living From It. You Can't Do Much Better Than That.

I Had Some Great Things And I Had Some Bad Things. The Best And The Worst . . . In Other Words, I Had A Life.