I Know That The Pope's

I’m The Frosting On America’s Cake, And Tonight I’m Willing To Let You Lick The Bowl.

John Boehner Chose A Huge Gavel. I Think Somebody's Compensating For His Small Government.

We All Deserve Credit For This New Surveillance State That We Live In Because We The People Voted For The Patriot Act. Democrats And Republicans Alike....we Voted For The People Who Voted For It, And Then Voted For The People Who Reauthorized It, Then Voted For The People Who Re-re-authorize D It.

You Can Make An Omelette Without Breaking Eggs. It's Just A Really Bad Omelette.

Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.