I Know The Nature Of

You Definitely Feel A Little Exposed, Because Some Of Your Friends Call You Like, "man, I Need That Much."

One Of My First Memories Of Being A Kid Was, 'i Want To Have A Real Job When I Grow Up.' And To Me That Meant You Wear A Suit And A Hat And Carry A Briefcase And Go To Your Job.

Sleep Is So Cute When It Tries To Compete With The Internet.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.

I Think My New Iphone 5s Is Broken. I Pressed The Home Button And I'm Still At Work