I Know What It Feels

My Dream Was Maybe Someday, One Night I Can Be A Guest On A Talk Show, And Then I Will Have Achieved Everything I Want.

Can You Picture Yourself At The Age 60 Doing What You Do Now?

There Are Online Forms You Can Fill Out To Send To Your Lawmakers, Demanding That Nothing - Nothing At All Or In Any Way - Be Done About Any Guns Whatever, Anywhere.

Comedians Are Sometimes Resentful Of Their Writers. Probably Because It's Hard For Giant Egos To Admit You Need Anyone But Yourself To Be What You Are.

Why Are Sex And Violence Always Linked? I'm Afraid They'll Blur Together In People's Minds - Sexandviolence - Until We Can't Tell Them Apart. I Expect To Hear A Newscaster Say, "the Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex."