I Know Who I Am.

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic

You Never Get An Angry Man Suddenly Breaking Into A Whistle.

I Came Face-to-face With A Gorilla Which Was Quite Good, But It Was A 10-hour Trek In Bad Weather, Up Hills, Covered In Mud, With Mosquitoes Everywhere And When We Got There The Gorilla's Just Sat There Doing Nowt.

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?