I Laughed All The Way

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.