I Laughed All The Way

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

An Actor Shouldn't Undergo Psychoanalysis, Because There Are A Lot Of Things You're Better Off Not Knowing.