I Learned To Walk When

I Have Too Many Fantasies To Be A Housewife. I Guess I Am A Fantasy.

First, I'm Trying To Prove To Myself That I'm A Person. Then Maybe I'll Convince Myself That I'm An Actress.

When It Comes To Gossip, I Have To Readily Admit Men Are As Guilty As Women.

Wise Girls Kiss But Never Love, Listen But Never Believe, And Leave Befor They Are Left.

Sometimes I've Been To A Party Where No One Spoke To Me For A Whole Evening. The Men, Frightened By Their Wives Or Sweeties, Would Give Me A Wide Berth. And The Ladies Would Gang Up In A Corner To Discuss My Dangerous Character.