I Let My Characters Do

The Best Rush In The World Is Getting Something At 80 Percent Off.

I'm Not Trying To Be A Middle Aged Centerfold, I Just Want To Look At Myself Naked And Not Be Disgusted.

My Mama Taught Me That Anything Worth Doing In Life Should Be A Little Scary.

Being A Lifetime Wife And Mother Has Afforded Me The Luxury Of Having Multiple Careers: I've Been A Teacher. A Chauffeur. A Chef. An Interior Decorator. A Landscape Architect, As Well As A Gardener. I’ve Been A Painter. A Personal Shopper. An Accountant And A Banker. I’ve Been A Beautician. Santa Claus. The Tooth Fairy. A Movie Reviewer. A Nurse. A Psychologist. A Negotiator. An I Have A Ph. D In How To Pretend Like You Don’t Mind.

I'm Not An Angry Woman. I'm Not Bitter.