I Like A High Boot

I Think About The Automobile, I Think About Like, When I Was A Kid, You Know, The Invention Of The Answering Machine, Which I Was Like, 'wow.' Or Call Waiting, Which Was, Like, Very Big. It Was A Very Big Thing. Call Waiting Was A Very Big Thing. And These Incremental Innovations Happen Constantly.

I Think The Reward For Doing Comedy Is Doing The Comedy Itself. You Get To Go To Work Everyday And Laugh And Make Other People Laugh And To Me There's No Greater Reward Than That.

As Marriage Goes, I Think Most People Sort Of Set Being - You Know Getting Married As The Goal As Opposed To Being Married.

You Know, Photo Conversations Are Replacing Verbal Conversations. I Don't Know If That's A Bad Thing. A Photo Is Worth A Thousand Words.

Wear A Belt! It's An Easy Way To Pull Together Your Outfit. Just Be Sure To Match It To Your Shoes.