I Like Dark Comedies. That's

I'm Not Cynical When It Comes To Things That Are Important. I'm Cynical About Pop Culture And All That Horseshit.

I Understand Tea Partyers' Anger With The System, But They Are In Way Over Their Heads And Often Racially Motivated, And I Can't Be Part Of That.

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.

Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up Is Much, Much Easier.

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.